Where can I get the BEST muffin in LA? Oh. You’re funny with your dirty joke but I really want a baked good.

So the title of my book is ‘Straight on Till Morning’

It’s a collections of short stories from my travels through Europe after I dropped out of University.

So I’ve been told I can actually tell people about this now…

I’m writing a book.

Or wrote a book actually. Well, actually it’s almost done, just a few last changes suggested by my publisher.

Stay tuned for more news, kay?

Felt nice to actually sleep in my own bed.

Back to the hospital this morning. Almost had to beat the media off with a stick.

i feel as though my ass cheeks are now a permanent fixture of this chair

tobyhudson:

cagney-lockhart:

tobyhudson:

and i’m only slightly pissed no one woke me up

if any one says that i look cute sleeping, i’ll hurt someone

 I took pictures.

please say you’re joking

 Dead serious. There’s one where you’re kinda drooling to.

I was bored.

I made brownies…. But I burnt them but you guys can have one if you want?

Audrey, the food dealer.

(Source: solsticefairytales)

i feel as though my ass cheeks are now a permanent fixture of this chair

tobyhudson:

and i’m only slightly pissed no one woke me up

if any one says that i look cute sleeping, i’ll hurt someone

 I took pictures.

aubreymccartney:

audreynothepburn:

I feel like I should go home and shower.

I’m getting dirty looks from all the doctors.

I GOT DIRTY LOOKS TOO? but that’s cause moira and i brought five of everything off the menu at mcdonalds for everyone.

 And my stomach thanks you for those 50 chicken nuggets I consumed in 15 mins.

(Source: solsticefairytales)